Green What?

by SuburbanGypsy on December 14, 2009

in Conversations with the Husband

[7:32:25 PM] Me: i just found a recipe i would like to try on you
[7:32:38 PM] HemiMan: whats that
[7:32:41 PM] Me: dont turn your nose up when i tell you what its call, let me explain
[7:32:48 PM] Me: mushroom pecan latkes
[7:33:08 PM] Me: if i ground the pecans they would be used the same was as in cottage cheese loaf
[7:33:20 PM] Me: it has mushrooms, wild rice in it
[7:33:30 PM] Me: and you serve with smoked salmon garnish
[7:33:34 PM] Me: sounds heavenly
[7:33:44 PM] Me: i think they would be great and you would like them
[7:34:15 PM] HemiMan: i hate nuts i dont even like it in the loaf
[7:34:32 PM] Me: yes but you like the loaf, so i dont want to hear it
[7:34:45 PM] Me: you like sharons, you like your moms
[7:34:51 PM] Me: both have pecans in it
[7:35:03 PM] Me: you like your moms meatballs, again pecans
[7:35:09 PM] HemiMan: dont mean i like the nuts in it
[7:35:24 PM] Me: lol but you like the recipe
[7:35:27 PM] Me: despite the nuts
[7:37:48 PM] Me: you have nothing to say?
[7:39:26 PM] HemiMan: yes
[7:39:36 PM] HemiMan: i dont like nuts
[7:39:58 PM] HemiMan: so why keep trying to make me eat things with nuts in them
[7:39:59 PM] Me: but you like our recipes and eat bunches when we make them :P
[7:40:36 PM] HemiMan: its bad enough that i have your mom here forcing me to eat green beans
[7:40:57 PM] Me: you ate green beans? ROFL
[7:43:33 PM] HemiMan: shut up
[7:43:46 PM] Me: lol :P
[7:44:44 PM] HemiMan: (punch) <– Skype smilie punch
[7:44:54 PM] Me: lol
[7:45:14 PM] Me: how did she force you to eat green beans?
[7:46:03 PM] HemiMan: she put them on my plate
[7:46:55 PM] Me: lol
[7:46:57 PM] Me: hahahaha
[7:51:25 PM] HemiMan: well im glad you think its funny
[7:51:34 PM] Me: it is very funny
[7:52:03 PM] HemiMan: its not funny at all
[7:52:14 PM] Me: be nice to me, im looking at bureka recipes now
[7:52:39 PM] Me: you will never meet a bureka you won’t like
[7:53:55 PM] HemiMan: i will make you a deal
[7:54:13 PM] Me: lol okay
[7:54:23 PM] HemiMan: i will eat what i can pronounce
[7:54:43 PM] Me: lol BURR (like cold) eka or boor-ray-kah
[7:54:53 PM] Me: its a cheese filled puff pastry
[7:55:05 PM] Me: or brisket filled pastry
[7:55:09 PM] Me: or salmon
[7:55:13 PM] Me: trust me on these
[7:55:32 PM] Me: you will LUB them
[7:55:48 PM] Me: and besides how is that a deal?
[7:55:53 PM] Me: i get nothing out of it
[7:56:15 PM] HemiMan: lol
[7:56:21 PM] Me: that’s no deal and if that is the case, remind me of that and I will be sure to serve you green beans because I know you can pronounce them
[7:56:47 PM] HemiMan: green what
[7:57:10 PM] Me: lol

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

the husband December 14, 2009 at 9:51 pm

thats so not right

mom December 14, 2009 at 10:36 pm

oh of all the nerve….ask him how many damn green beans i put on his plate? *sniffs* tomorrow he gets limas!

SuburbanGypsy December 14, 2009 at 11:18 pm

I was in hysterics when he said, “she put them on my plate”

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